Blood and Chocolate

Blood and Chocolate

Yesterday I finally finished watching the latest and likely final season of Hannibal. Sadly, Hannibal has been cancelled by NBC and by now it doesn’t look like the show will be picked up by another production company, as most people involved in it have already moved on to other projects. Though I always did admire Hannibal for its writing and cinematography, I did not always necessarily enjoy watching it – it’s just a bit too disgusting for me, and way too sick. I think that’s pretty obvious if you read my profanity-laden post-season-one review of Hannibal. Therefore, I have to […]

The Crime Scene Cleaner

The Crime Scene Cleaner

I have not owned a device capable of receiving German television in ten years, because I can’t bear to watch German television. The primary reason for that is that I just can’t watch dubbed stuff anymore. You’ll find a plethora of reasons for that on against-dubbing.com. So naturally, with the absence from German television, I really have no idea about what’s good in actual German-language productions. Good German films or TV shows are very rare anyway – the only two good German films I can think of are Knockin on Heaven’s Door and Das Leben der Anderen. But as a […]

The Awful Birth of the Gothic Genre: The Castle of Otranto

The Awful Birth of the Gothic Genre: The Castle of Otranto

Remember when I blogged about Penny Dreadful a while ago? In that blog post, I mentioned The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole as the novel that sparked the entire genre of Gothic fiction. Well, yesterday I actually got around to reading The Castle of Otranto for a project I’m working on – and wow, this is really one of the most terrible books I’ve ever read. It’s like a soap opera meets a B-movie, and the writing style is just indescribably awful. I’ve read better fanfiction. Apparently Horace Walpole must have been at least a little bit ashamed of […]

Mad Max (The One Where I Didn’t Fall Asleep)

Mad Max (The One Where I Didn’t Fall Asleep)

On Sunday, I watched Mad Max: Fury Road for the second time. I had previously seen it in the theater while I was visiting Edinburgh in June. My expectations were somewhere between very high and very low; Very high because of all the internet hype, and very low because I found all previous three Mad Max movies incredibly boring. I actually found them so boring that I fell asleep while watching every single one of them. For that reason, I also cannot really say if I think they are anything other than boring. It’s all a bit of blur. While […]

Sense8: A Feast for the Senses

Sense8: A Feast for the Senses

When I learned that J. Michael Straczynski, creator and writer of the brilliant Babylon 5, would be writing a new science fiction series, I was very excited. And to make things even more exciting, he was joining forces with the Wachowskis – who, despite the not-good-at-all Jupiter Ascending, are still pioneers of science fiction. Sense8, however, is different from anything they have ever done. In fact, it’s different from everything that ever has been done on television – at least as far as I can tell, and I do watch way too many TV shows. It’s not exactly science fiction. […]

ðə ˈspɛlɪŋ ɒv ˈɪŋglɪʃ

ˈɛvə ˈwʌndəd waɪ ˈɪŋglɪʃ ˈspɛlɪŋ ɪz səʊ keɪˈɒtɪk? wɛl, wiː hæv tuː θæŋk ðə ˈnɔːmənz fɔː ðæt. wɛn ðeɪ ɪnˈveɪdɪd ˈɪŋglənd ɪn 1066, ðeɪ rʊɪnd ˈɛvrɪθɪŋ. bɪˈfɔː ðæt ɪnˈveɪʒən, ˈɪŋglɪʃ wɒz ə ʤɜːˈmænɪk ˈlæŋgwɪʤ, wɪʧ keɪm tuː ˈɪŋglənd wɪð ði ˈæŋglz, ˈsæksnz, ʤuːts ænd ˈfrɪzɪənz ɪn 449. ɪt wɒz ˈvɛri kləʊs tuː ðə ˈlæŋgwɪʤɪz ˈspəʊkən ɪn wɒt ɪz naʊ ˈʤɜːməni. ɪt wɒz ˈɔːlsəʊ ˈriːznəbli kləʊs tuː ðə ˈlæŋgwɪʤɪz ˈspəʊkən ɪn ˌskændɪˈneɪvɪə. səʊ ˈækʧʊəli, ði ˈɜːlɪɪst ˈlæŋgwɪʤ ˈkɒntækt ˈɪŋglɪʃ ɪksˈpɪərɪənst wɒz wɪð ðə ˌskændɪˈneɪvjənz, huː ɪnˈveɪdɪd ˈnɔːðən ˈɪŋglənd ɪn ði eɪt, naɪnθ ænd tɛnθ ˈsɛnʧʊri. bʌt sɪns ðiːz ˈlæŋgwɪʤɪz wɜː ˈvɛri […]

Американцы (The Americans)

Американцы (The Americans)

On Netflix, a TV series with the rather unobtrusive name The Americans caught my attention. I wondered why I hadn’t really heard much about it before, and I also wondered what kind of show this could be – seriously, who would name a show The Americans? It sounds so obscenely patriotic. And you could argue that the show actually is obscenely patriotic – but definitely not the in the American sense. It is a show about two KGB agents in deep cover, living the normal 1980s American family life by day and spying for the Russians by night. These two […]

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

I went to visit my parent’s house last weekend, and there I learned that my first and oldest pony Flörchen has died. I am surprisingly un-sad about this; I guess I have plenty of distance to most things around that house by now. Nevertheless, I think after roughly 25 years, Flörchen has earned an obituary in form of a blog post. I got Flörchen when I was six years old. I was one of the horse-obsessed kids, and since my parents had plenty of space for all kinds of animals, it was only a matter of time until I demanded […]

The Fall

The Fall

In a sea of formulaic film fads full of replace heroes and exchangeable plots, it’s getting harder and harder to find films that are truly fantastic, fabulous and fascinating. But they are out there, and one such film which I have seen only this year, is Tarsem Singh’s 2006 film The Fall. The frame story is that of a curious little girl in a hospital in 1920s Los Angeles, who befriends a fellow patient, an injured stuntman (played by Lee Pace). He tells her a fantastic story of five peculiar heroes on a quest to find a woman. In her […]